Send me an executive summary

When an investor is running out of time, conversations often end with "why don't you email me an executive summary".

Upon hearing that, startups wil scramble to produce the well-known executive summary format, compressing the entire pitch deck in just a few paragraphs:
  • Has to fit 2 pages, so no space for visuals, use a small font or narrow margins if required
  • Stuff the text with buzzwords and big numbers
  • Include all the features of your product
  • Spend a lot of paragraphs on CV details of the founding team

Think of this from the investor perspective: this document is boring and so dense that it would take the same amount of time to read it start to finish than to page-down through a slide deck. Here is an alternative: "I am sending you a 5 minute pitch"
  • A short and visual document, but it could be longer than 2 pages
  • Explaining the investment opportunity in human language
  • Focus more on the problem, less on financial,  product details, and team details (that can come later)
  • The objective is not to get the investment (yet), but to get invited to the next stage in the investment process, possibly a full pitch meeting